From the “Life’s a mess, so dress like it” collection.

The world’s chaotic, you might as well wear a shirt that knows it. This tee is built like your mindset—flexible, comfortable, and stubborn enough not to fall apart when things get weird. The front hits you with a subtle reminder: DON’T SLIP UP (smiley included, no pressure). The back? Just some jarring urban textures to keep you grounded—or at least visually overstimulated.

• 95% polyester, 5% elastane (±1% depending on where the fabric woke up that day)
• Mid-weight premium knit jersey—like your favorite hoodie’s cooler cousin
• Four-way stretch for all your existential stretching needs
• Regular fit, irregular attitude
• Made in the US and Mexico with materials sourced locally, or Lithuania if you're EU-side (global overthinking included)

Wear it to your next existential crisis or casual grocery run. Either way—don’t slip up.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults

EU Warranty: 2 years

Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde and zo dyes level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.