Because reminders look better in all caps.

Classic 5-panel construction meets existential awareness. Whether you’re out golfing or just spiraling slowly into adulthood, this hat’s here to keep your head cool and your standards high (ish). Features the “DON’T SLIP UP” mantra stitched in front so you can flex awareness and denial at the same time. Bonus smiley to soften the blow.

• 70% cotton, 30% nylon — soft but holds its shape, like you on a good day
• Unstructured, 5-panel front with lined panel for that slightly-up-to-no-good look
• Semi-curved bill with a white rope detail, because chaos deserves contrast
• Snapback closure—one size fits most heads, inflated or otherwise
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam, stitched with American overthinking

Throw it on when you're late, when you're early, or when you're not sure what the hell’s going on. Just don’t slip up.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.